After about a month of on and off development I am proud to say that
TODAY I WROTE A NICE LITTLE PYTHON SCRIPT TO GET YOUR MINER STATUS.
It outputs the crypto prices and the amount mined.
You can find it here:
If you like it you can toss some ETH my way: 0x003e11FC88fc30C3048087D2BdFEfA2D48C6644c